Thursday, August 11, 2005

Princessella and Baby-doll

Long long time ago there lived a princess called Princessella. Princessella being a princess was very pretty and nice and had cute dimples and beautiful eyes and everyone loved her a lot. All the princes and all the knights and all the soldiers and all the farmers loved Princessella - cause she was so pretty and had beautiful eyes.

She was also very sweet and nice which people didn't notice cause she was so pretty and had beautiful eyes... but it was OK because they loved her any-which-ways, and thats what counts.

Anyways, Princessella had a sister too - who was sometimes older and sometimes younger to her. This is possible cause this is a story, and stories are never logical and hence Princessella's sister was sometimes the elder sister and sometimes the younger sister. And her name was Baby-doll.

Now Baby-doll was inncoent but not too innocent, and pretty but not sooo pretty, but she was just as nice as Princessella, and was also very intelligent and smart and all that. Baby-doll was also bossy (though not too bossy) which is why she was sometimes elder(elder people are always bossy, you know). Anyways, the point is that noone likes bossy people irrespective of whether they are pretty or not, so noone liked Baby-doll too much at first sight - they all loved Princessella who was so pretty and had beautiful eyes, and who was not too bossy either.

One day Baby-doll wanted to go shopping. She called out to Princessella saying "Chalo Princessella, lets go shopping". Now Princessella had been told by her beautiful Prince Charming that she should not go out shopping cause it was not safe, and Princessella being all-in-love agreed not to. But she didn't care enough to ask Prince Charming why he had told her not to go - and was it safe for Baby-doll to go? She didn't ask, cause she was too busy brushing her hair and admiring her pretty eyes in the pretty mirror that Baby-doll had gifted her.

Anyways, Baby-doll being a good little sister kept asking Princessella to come along, she gave her lots of "bhav". She sat up at night till 2 a.m. after studying till 12 a.m. trying to convince Princessella to come shopping with her. Then she got up at 4 a.m. again to convince Princessella to go shopping with her. But Princessella was enjoying the attention and said "No, my Prince Charming has asked me not to go and hence I will not go - but you go ahead". Baby-doll kept saying that "If you don't come, I will also not go", but Princessella said that she didn't know why Prince Charmimg had said no, and hence she would not come.

So Baby-doll called Prince Charming at 4 a.m. to ask him why not. When he didn't get up, she called Anya, the Lord of the Rings, and then Yamraj, the Lord of death... who finally woke up Prince Charming who gave permission to Princessella, and they all finally went shopping.

Being lovely lovers, Princessella and Prince Charming soon left Baby-doll all by herself, and went for some cool hep party, and while coming back alone from her fun-filled shopping Baby-doll fell sick, and decided not to go shopping ever again.

6 months later, Princessella wanted to go shopping this time, and she mailed everyone saying "Lets go shop!!", and when Baby-doll said "No", she decided not to give Baby-doll any "bhav" at all and instead get angry at Baby-doll for saying no.

Guess what. It worked. Babydoll felt bad and cried and Princessella also cried and no-one went shopping that day.


THE END.

P.S. : Thats how real-life stories end - with a sucky end.
Another P.S. : I know this is not a real-life story. Nowadays fake stories have sucky ends too :(.

6 comments:

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  2. Trying to see the mapping between who's who of the real/fake story to the who's who of MM.

    I like Baby-doll.

    ps: Last comment deleted to correct a minor semantic mistake.

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  3. i liked the style. i will not even try to figure out who's who.

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  4. Well, "someone" was telling me that my posts bout my life are tooo boring, and I need to bring out the "real me" in my posts - thoughts, stories... - so I wrote down this "lovely, brilliant, mind-blowing" piece of fiction, and noone believes that its fiction !!

    Man, I write so realistically :)).

    Thank goodness I haven't yet published my story about Baby-doll and her 17 boyfriends :P

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  5. Looks like somebody wants to be in your story :))) only in stories which feature Baby doll.....The post and the comments were so "funny" (good Funny). Enjoyed it a lot and gave me a good smile while wading through my business case #$@#@ List here.

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